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NEW LOCATION: ÁRÆÐI COLISEUM

Who: ANYONE
What: the grand opening of the Áræði Coliseum
When: early November (pssh dates)
Where: Tyr's district
Rating: PG-13; please take anything higher than this to a private log!



Tyr volunteered himself to the task of creating a training facility for the Wanderers to explore the powers bestowed upon them by the gods. For the God of Courage and Diplomacy, however, there is far more to such a concept than the simple notion of magic. Today, he unveils the newest attraction in his district: the Áræði Coliseum, where mortals can come to test their mettle in a wide variety of fields.

In Leikrúnhöll, you can find a large facility of smooth, clean surfaces and user-friendly controls to be able to build the right environment to practice your magic safely in. Indestructible targets, magic- or sound-proof rooms, or any other equipment you might need is available by request.

In the Karasuno Courts, you'll find every field or court necessary to play many of Earth's most popular sports, including but by no means limited to football, soccer, basketball, volleyball, swimming, tennis, and whatever else you can think of! The necessary equipment is available and a healthy number of Asgardian natives are plenty interested in learning the rules.

But because that's not enough, not by a long shot, the rest of the Áræði Coliseum is filled with a vast assortment of bizarre challenges and gravity defying sports. There's even these strange, empty holes that many people seem to cautiously avoid for fear of whatever they may do. Whatever fun, weird, and potentially dangerous challenge you can think of can likely be found in the coliseum in some fashion. American Ninja Warrior courses? You betcha. Go wild with this one.

Tyr built this place to be fun yet challenging, strenuous but exciting, and most importantly: the more people there together, the better it is. Invite your friends to a race through an inflatable obstacle course or team up to show them who's really the best at badminton. Enjoy yourselves!

[ OOC NOTE: This is the grand opening of the Áræði Coliseum, a new location in Tyr's district that will be available for use from this point forward! We have a bunch of other new locations being added all the time, so please do let us know if you have any questions or ideas!

And as a side note, we have an IC Q&A about the god powers happening here and an OOC Q&A about the god powers happening here if you need any help or have any question! ]
lan_wangji: (Big no)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," he hisses, hurrying over to the base of the wall to glare up, livid he can no longer fly up and remove Wei Ying from this ridiculous situation.

"If you fall, you will hurt yourself. Must be a safeguard in here."

He looks around for some sort of padding to place underneath Wei Ying when he spots more of the horrible black holes around the room he'd seen Master Hector fling himself into.

He points at the nearest one and stares up at Wei Ying. "No."
yiling_laozu: (Always has my back.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-16 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"But if you fly up so much from only the ground, think how far I'll go if I leap from here," Wei Wuxian reasons. "Beside, I have enough power to block a blow. I think a blow from the ground counts, don't you, Lan Zhan?"

Still eying the hole, Wei Wuxian climbs sideways to readjust his position. "Surely the gods wouldn't give us these games if they would hurt us, don't they need us?"
lan_wangji: (stoned face)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-16 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Zhan does not, in fact, think that counts but cannot think of anything beyond glaring uselessly up at that infuriating face. "Gods likely assume we will not be reckless," he counters, trying to imagine why a person would even want to climb a wall like this. It does not lead to anything. One must simply climb up it and climb back down.

It must be some sort of fitness tool which means Wei Ying is decidedly not supposed to jump off it.

"Come down."
yiling_laozu: (Roll for charm?)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-16 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian does not want to come down. Or rather, he wants to come down, and right into that hole. Still, there remains one thing he desires even more.

"Wei Wuxian will come down," he says, "If Lan Wangji will come into the springy village with him."
lan_wangji: (fuck you)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes...sometimes Lan Wangji cannot believe this is what he wants. This is who he wants. A lifetime of this inanity.

"Do not want to go in the springy village," he mutters, fingers clenched as he stares up. It is a place of stupidity and humiliation but the alternative is Wei Ying jumping into a hole and likely maiming himself.

"Fine."
yiling_laozu: (Bright.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-16 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian grins, climbing down a few feet and then leaping the rest of the way to land safely next to Lan Wangji. After the unstable ground of the springy village, it's easy to keep his balance, ha! Clearly the training the gods have in mind is working.

"Come," he says, seizing Lan Wangji's wrist to pull him along. "We'll take..." Pausing before one of the many training supplies, he selects two short wooden staffs roughly the size of swords. "This," he says, setting one in Lan Wangji's hand. "Not play. Training!"
lan_wangji: (inquiring)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-16 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
An arm darts out in alarm, ready to catch Wei Ying if needed but he lands gracefully, to Lan Wangji's irritation. It will only further his confidence in such schemes.

However, there is as always something infectious in Wei Ying's enthusiasm, even when it comes at the cost of Lan Wangji's dignity. He follows along, frowning at the staff and not at all understanding how it relates to what they are to do.

"Thought we were going in there," he says, gesturing towards the ridiculous, terrible springy village. "You want to train, instead?"
yiling_laozu: (Watching.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-16 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"We'll train in there," says Wei Wuxian, pointing to the little forest of bobbing red pillars attached to the equally mobile ground. Each of them has a yellow circle near their tops, perfect little targets for swings of their wooden staffs.

"The earth moves, the targets move, we'll move with them. We'll keep a tally and compare." Wei Wuxian folds his arms. "Who do you think will win?"
lan_wangji: (Default)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)

Lan Wangji stares on horror at not only the unwieldy surface but the people around them.

He takes a careful step onto the strange surface and immdiately finds himself seated, having immediately fallen in a way he has not since he was learning to walk.

He stares in shock up at Wei Ying and then the people around them.

"No "

yiling_laozu: (It's like this.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
The fall isn't entirely unexpected, and neither is the resulting fury. Wei Wuxian is very careful not to let traces of amusement at either cross his features.

"You see?" he asks, lifting his legs to drop to the ground, using the resulting upward momentum to turn a somersault before he's again seated next to a bouncing Lan Wangji, "It's good practice for balance. If you can strike a target on such a surface, what couldn't you do on solid ground?"
lan_wangji: (um no)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
There are other people in other parts of this structure who seem to be screaming and laughing, not at all training and he turns to Wei Ying with a frown, pulling his legs up to try and stand.

"Will look ridiculous," he complains as he wobbles, tensing every muscle until he is finally upright. "For play. Not training. Other people are not training."
yiling_laozu: (My stupid soulmate.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"They are not as diligent as we are," answers Wei Wuxian. They know each other very well by now, Wei Wuxian all the wiser having lived long months that Lan Wangji has not. Still, he cocks his head, for once not knowing the answer.

"Does it matter what they think of you?"
lan_wangji: (Can't look)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
He drops his eyes to the strange floor underneath and does not answer, too ashamed to voice it out loud.

He knows he should not. Back home he did not care if others found him cold or aloof or arrogant or strange. He could be all of those things and felt perhaps the distance was a good thing. But he has never been able to stomach embarrassment.

It has been like that too long. It is prideful.

"Hit target with staff," he finally says, wobbling over closer to the strange pillars. "Race against each other. Timed."
yiling_laozu: (Pleased.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian watches him war with himself, smiling privately when Lan Wangji elects to leap about. It will be uncomfortable for him, but Wei Wuxian thinks it will also be good for him, not to leave the strict confines of Gusu Lan but at least to challenge them here and there.

Then, "Fight!" Wei Wuxian announces, bounding across the bouncing square to assault three pillars in quick succession, laughing when momentum carries him face first into the wall.
lan_wangji: (surprise)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Lan Zhan stands, a little shocked as Wei Ying hurls himself at the pillars, totally uncaring of the indignity of it all.

It is almost impressive.

He cannot think of another way to do this, the targets are just out of arms reach and the only thing to do is...bounce. He grips his staff and takes two careful steps forward before bending his knees and launching upwards, tapping the target in precisely the center and dropping back down. Even after the task is completed he continues to bounce lightly, unable to get it to stop. He knows his face is burning and he looks over for Wei Ying, feeling very odd.
yiling_laozu: (Gremlin.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian manages to right himself in time to see Lan Wangji strike his target, and he crows. "Well done, well done! Try jumping higher," he says, leaping again as high as he can, sailing across another three targets which he strikes in quick succession.

"Six to one, Lan Zhan!"
lan_wangji: (stoned face)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Lan Zhan frowns, a little spark of irritation igniting at losing this ridiculous game.

He backs up against the wall and takes two long strides before stomping as hard as he can, sending himself flying forward. He strikes one and then two before twisting in the air to strike two more on his way down.

His hair is entirely mussed and his robes twisted but he sticks the landing as best as he can before looking back up. "Six to five."
yiling_laozu: (Up.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
It must be the long years of daily practice, for even flying through a bouncy castle, Lan Wangji manages to look graceful. He strikes four targets in one go, prompting Wei Wuxian to take another flying leap, hitting two targets before wrapping his legs around the last column, using the slight decrease in speed to strike two more before he hits the ground.

With his face, but, "Ten to five."
lan_wangji: (Default)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Lan Zhan does not see how it is possible to win after starting with such a deficit but if he cannot defeat Wei Ying, he will at least triumph over this ridiculous creation.

He runs at the pillars close to the wall, bouncing hard and striking two before planting his feet against the wall and flipping backwards and up to strike two more. The landing is as clean as he can hope for. He'd rather lose than land on his face.

"Ten to nine," he says, giving a proper, low bow to his opponent. "Unable to beat Wei Wuxian."
yiling_laozu: (Pleased.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian catches his arms before he can bow too low. "If we are counting only the number of strike, yes," he concedes, "But in a real battle it would be important to keep my feet. In this instance, Lan Wangji has far surpassed me." He hums.

"We should have wagered on the outcome."
lan_wangji: (Soft for You)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Wei Ying has won," he insists, as he fully believes that on land Wei Ying would not have been fighting such an unwieldy surface.

"There is more to this thing," he says, gesturing towards the sprawl of bouncing nightmares before them. "Lan Wangji will continue with you, as your prize. If Wei Ying desires."
yiling_laozu: (What if it's like this.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Hanguang-Jun is Wei Wuxian's prize?" he asks in surprise and delight, then turns, casting wide eyes around the brightly colored structure. "Lan Zhan," he says, catching his wrist again to pull him towards a setting of swinging columns. It appears that they must be crossed by jumping onto large round ball after large round ball, and if knocked off, one will land safely in a pit of strange, soft little squares.

"This actually is useful," Wei Wuxian muses. "It will help us learn to leap and dodge without the help of flight."
lan_wangji: (dont' look at me)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
"This entire thing was built for humiliation, not training," he intones, resisting the urge to cross his arms like a petulant child. This piece is even more ridiculous than the last.

He is not frightened of it, the challenge is interesting but it is so hard to let go.

"Will Wei Ying truly not think differently of me if I fall? If I look ridiculous?"
yiling_laozu: (Sideways.)

[personal profile] yiling_laozu 2019-11-17 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Wei Wuxian fixes him with a look. "I will think you brave for risking it," he says, both playful and entirely sincere. "Besides," he says, shedding his outermost robe, already sweaty from leaping about with the staffs, "How could you look ridiculous when I am here? Jiang Cheng always said when it came to decorum, my lack of it could blot out the sun."
lan_wangji: (Steady)

[personal profile] lan_wangji 2019-11-17 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
If Lan Zhan flushes a little at Wei Ying stripping off his robes so casually, he is confident it will be attributed to the exertion. His own robes are a little cumbersome but it would take far greater reason for him to take any clothing off in such close proximity to strangers.

He nods, taking Wei Ying's words to heart and stepping forward. "Different for Wei Ying. People can tell who can be humiliated and who cannot."

One foot comes out to test the first ball, not yet far enough out to risk the swinging column. It feels very unsteady. The only way to do this is with speed. He watches the timing of the swings for a few long moments before darting forward, keeping his steps as light as he can as he dips and sways, twisting to avoid the columns. He manages to make it all the way to the last ball without contact but the column clips his leg and he only just manages to land on the other side, flat on his back.

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